In honor of the holiday season, we thought we’d have some fun and Schwinnify some of our favorite carols. So grab some cocoa, and maybe a couple of friends, and join us for a little bike-centric holiday sing-along.
To the Tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”
Marshall the new Schwinn e-bike
Had a lot of built-in lights
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other e-bikes
Used to laugh and call it names
They never let poor Marshall
Join in any e-bike games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Marshall with your lights so bright
Won’t you be my bike tonight?
Then all the e-bikes loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Marshall the new Schwinn e-bike
You’ll go down in history!
To the Tune of “Silver Bells”
Silver rims, silver rims
It’s time to check on your tires
Ring-a-ling, see them spring
Back into shape when you fill them
City sidewalks, busy sidewalks
Are no place for a bike
With some air, you could get back to riding
Just a minute, with the right pump
You’ll be back on your way
And then you can enjoy your ride
To the Tune of “Jingle Bells”
Dashing down the road, on a ten-speed bike by Schwinn
Over the hills we go, laughing all the way
Bells on handlebars ring, making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing a biking song tonight
Oh!
Mountain bikes, hybrid bikes
Classic bikes with style
Cruisers perfect for the beach
And e-bikes go for miles
To the Tune of “We Wish You a Merry Christmas”
We wish you a merry bike ride
We wish you a merry bike ride
We wish you a merry bike ride
With no flats in sight!
Good riding to you, wherever you are
Good riding for miles, with no flats in sight!
To the Tune of “12 Days of Christmas”
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A brand-new Coston CE
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two bike lights
And a brand-new Coston CE
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three cable locks, two bike lights
And a brand-new Coston CE
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four tire tubes, three cable locks, two bike lights
And a brand-new Coston CE
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Five Orange Krates
Four tire tubes, three cable locks, two bike lights
And a brand-new Coston CE
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six Sequel helmets, Five Orange Krates
Four tire tubes, three cable locks, two bike lights
And a brand-new Coston CE
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven seats with quilting, six Sequel helmets
Five Orange Krates
Four tire tubes, three cable locks, two bike lights
And a brand-new Coston CE
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight cargo trailers, seven seats with quilting, six Sequel helmets
Five Orange Krates
Four tire tubes, three cable locks, two bike lights
And a brand-new Coston CE
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nine wire baskets, eight cargo trailers, seven seats with quilting, six Sequel helmets
Five Orange Krates
Four tire tubes, three cable locks, two bike lights
And a brand-new Coston CE
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten multi-tools, nine wire baskets
Eight cargo trailers, seven seats with quilting, six Sequel helmets
Five Orange Krates
Four tire tubes, three cable locks, two bike lights
And a brand-new Coston CE
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven water bottles, ten multi-tools, nine wire baskets
Eight cargo trailers, seven seats with quilting, six Sequel helmets
Five Orange Krates
Four tire tubes, three cable locks, two bike lights
And a brand-new Coston CE
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve balance bikes, eleven water bottles, ten multi-tools, nine wire baskets
Eight cargo trailers, seven seats with quilting, six Sequel helmets
Five Orange Krates
Four tire tubes, three cable locks, two bike lights
And a brand-new Coston CE
Weird Al, eat your heart out.
We hope your holiday season is filled with good food, great times, health, and happiness… oh yeah, and maybe a bike or two. Cheers!
